Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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