she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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