Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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