As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
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god, I love you
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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