I'm fucking your sister right now.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
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I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death