I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.