I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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