I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
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I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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