It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
we have officially lost it.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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