Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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