I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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