why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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