i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Randomize
