we have officially lost it.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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