I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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