i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
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So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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