return my video game
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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