put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
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I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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