some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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