there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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