Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
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Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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