I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
He felt like a one man threesome
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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