are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
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she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
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Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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