Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
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I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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