I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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