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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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