this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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