I want to stick my p in your. b.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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