At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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