We won't sleep together?
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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