I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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