Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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