OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
honey bunches of taint.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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