you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
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How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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