Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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