he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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