he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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