so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
did you just send me my own nude
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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