you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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