I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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