Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Randomize
