I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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