yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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