sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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