If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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