Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
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this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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