i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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