so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
We smell like vodka and hangover
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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