He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
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did you just send me my own nude
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
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Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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