People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I bet he comes in French.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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