You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
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I just want nice things and good sex
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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