4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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