He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
